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Pocket Pussy | Stop masturbating Buy a pocket pussy & enjoy homemade sex

Which pocket pussy is the best? I asked my friends and co-workers to share their experiences.

Meiki Onahole

There are thousands of “onaholes” available. They are actually a subset of pocket pussies that originate in Japan. I’m going to cut the chase and say these are the best pocket pussies on them market. While I review just one, there are plenty of others available (in select places) that I will show some photos of at the end.

This particular one just feel so freaking good. Again not as good as the real thing (well, if your “real thing” isn’t a dead fish), but damn it felt good! Warm it up and it feels ultra-realistic. The bumps and ridges (when the toy is properly warmed and lubed up) is the closest thing I’ve tried to the real thing!

As I mentioned before, there are thousands of onaholes available. Most feel great and the Japanese are pushing the boundaries when it comes to life-like looks and feels (like utilizing dual textures).

Fleshlight

Gotta love FL, right?! The company who helped make pocket pussies more mainstream…

First of all, the material is good- soft, sqiuishy and smooth. The outside of the toy is molded based on various porn stars, so uhh, if you want to look at a specific pussy that’s nice. It also has their autograph right next to their fake pussy lips lol… I personally don’t care for that.

The Inside of it, where all the sensations happen, vary. There’s a bunch of textures and they all feel a bit different. I cannot go through them all, as I haven’t tried all of ’em, but there are other websites and forums out there where users review the textures in detail. I can comment on two variations, though. First is the “original” is non-textured and while it does feel better than jerking with my hand, it doesn’t feel that great. While I didn’t expect it to feel better than the real thing, I was honestly disappointed.

The other one I tried was the “Vortex” and – wow! Really nice sensation! The material spirals all the way down the sleeve, so it has a very unique feeling. While it also doesn’t feel like pussy, my dick liked it and I’m sure yours will, too! The only downside to this texture is that you need a very generous amount of lube- it takes a lot to coat all of the surface area. With the original texture you can just drop in a bit of lube in the toy, coat you penis and go to down…

For the price, Fleshlight is a decent choice. It’s run around $70 for a case and a sleeve. If you wait around, you can get one on sale and it’ll be cheaper. Once you have a Fleshlight case, you can just also buy just the inserts. At $50/sleeve it’s not cheap, but they last awhile if you follow the care tips I gave above!

Tenga Deep Throat Cup

Deep throat—mmm, good marketing! When I heard about this toy, it didn’t take me long to buy one. I was quite excited for this.

When I used it, it felt quite interesting. It’s ribbed, but the material didn’t feel that soft. While my dick felt something, it didn’t quite know how to process it. I actually used this with my girlfriend- she used it on me- and it was hard to focus on the pleasure. All I thought about was how much better my girlfriend’s pussy would feel.

While it says it’s for one time use, I didn’t ejaculate in it and was able to save it for another use (this time solo) a couple of days later. This time, I was able to be more comfortable and focus on the toy instead of my girlfriend =) Still, the sensations just weren’t up to my expectations. The texture shows lots of different things, but I didn’t feel those distinctions:

There is a hole at the top to adjust the suction, which is a nice idea, but the sound it made when in use was distracting. Overall, it took me way longer to masturbate compared to using my hand- which in my opinion, is a failed product for me.

The price is really good – about $15 – but as I said before, it’s technically for “one time use”. When considering how many times you can use other pocket pussies that are made to last, the price doesn’t look that good.

While Tenga is a great company, I consider this toy a “pass”. Get yourself a more realistic feeling pocket pussy- you won’t regret it!

Fleshlight QuickShot Boost

You want to know what sucks? Post masturbation clean up- who the hell has time for that? Let me enjoy my damn orgasm and have some ZzzZZzz’s lol… but as with any toy, it’s necessary.

QuickShot Boost is designed to be “easy to clean”. While, technically it is (because of the double-holes), you still have to rinse off the lube- so it’s not like there’s no clean up. Additionally, the toy is easier to clean, but if you blow your load and aren’t ready for it, there’s going to be a mess elsewhere. At least with a regular pocket pussy your load goes into the toy and you clean it all up at once… Anyway, here’s the design:

Compared to a real Fleshlight- it sucks. The open end just doesn’t feel right. I have an incredibly hard time finishing and can barely call it a pocket pussy. The texture of the sleeve leaves much to be desired. I have to stroke so freaking slowly to feel anything. Tried inserting from both sides (thought maybe it would change something)—nope – no difference. My penis was bored from this toy.

I had to include this in the review though, because according to Fleshlight, it is “double the toy”. Since I cannot use it for solo play, I use it with my girlfriend. So, it’s not a total waste of money for me. Very limited with how we use it together though. It feels great when she is blowing me, so that’s the only way we use it! She sucks on the head and uses the quickboost on the shaft- holy shit!

Tenga Eggs

Not sure if you can call this one a pocket pussy, but you jack off with it and it actually fits in your pocket!

The great thing about these is that they’re discreet. They can be sitting right on your living room table and no one would know what the hell they are! Besides that, they’re cheap! If bought online, you can grab them for a round $5 each. In a brick and mortar retail shop, they’ll sell for closer to $10 each.

They’ve got a whole lot of different textures- but to me they don’t feel that different. They don’t feel like pussy, but they feel better than a hand- that’s for sure! It’s a bit of a weird sensation- depending how you use it.

If you’re jacking- instead of getting a full stroke, you’re kinda “pulling down”. So the end of the egg is caught on your head and the sides of the egg slide up and down the shaft.

If you don’t like jacking it, you could experiment with using the egg on just the head. Massage the head of your penis and you should be able to feel all the textures. Tenga says these are for one-time use, but you can get a couple uses out of them if you’re careful and use them only on the head.

The problem with eggs is they break easily. Basically your penis pops out the back and then it’s useless. Feels like you got a ring around your dick when that happens. I’ve had this happen to me during the first use.

Overall, it’s a nice toy if you don’t mind the limited use, but if you want a pocket pussy you can fuck regularly, then it’s better to avoid this. I would recommend this if you have a partner that sucks at hand jobs =)

Werewolf Muzzle by Bad Dragon

Another contender that sometimes gets overlooked is Bad Dragon – Fleshlight “Freaks” has their own collection of vampire mouths, werewolf holes, and zombie sleeves, but Bad Dragon is only freaky toy designs. The crappy thing is the price. They aren’t cheap. I get that the designs are unique, the material is safe, and there is a lot of customization, but 130 bucks is still steep. There are discounts for certain color options, but it’s still going to kick your wallet in the nuts. Thankfully, after a whole lot of hinting, I got one for my birthday.

Yes … it’s a werewolf muzzle. And not because I want to get it on with something that looks like it could bite my wiener off, but because the designs is just so damn cool. The texture was amazing and the larger hole at the front was nice compared to some of the tiny ones that are in other toys. The hole at the end doesn’t allow for any suction to happen, but it wasn’t a deal breaker. Definitely worth it.

Tenga Flip-Hole White

I’m writing this on behalf of my man – because he loves this toy and it holds a place of honor in our toy chest. First, the interior is a ridiculously soft material that you would swear is jelly, but it’s not – totally body safe. It’s also this strange “oily and sticky but not oily and sticky” feeling. Even I love touching it.

The great part is the ability to open it up fully to clean or apply lube. The three pressure buttons are also a favorite of his because he likes playing around with the pressure of the toy for different sensations. The negative thing is our (and when I say “our” I mean “his”) fault. The “stand attachment” (or whatever it’s called that holds the thing together) got lost in a move to a new apartment. Now, it’s one of us getting hand cramps trying to hold the thing together. It doesn’t help that he is a little *ahem* bigger – which is probably why the stand didn’t make it into a moving box – and it’s not 100% comfortable when locked shut. 10/10 – would lose the stand but still use it again

Machine Gun Masturbator

This one is actually an attachment to the “machine gun” fucking machine. I got it as an addition to the machine I bought for another review, but I figured I would add this because it’s really just a pocket pussy with an extra thing at the end … and my man ended up using it (…twice) before I could get home, unbox it, and look at it – greedy man. He loved it (obviously). Not at much as his prized Tenga mind you, but he was eager to try it a third time, this time actually attached to the machine.

The material is a standard silicone feeling and with lube it’s quite soft. The inside texture is simple but effective (I’ve seen some that didn’t have enough inside variations to really do anything). It’s easy to take out/clean and clean the bottle part and silicone separately. You do need to dry it thoroughly and dust it with cornstarch to keep it in good condition. The pussy section itself was big enough for him too, which is always a bonus. It’s also not that expensive. It’s probably worth trying even if you don’t want to get the machine with it. Plus, the bottle looks cool.

Blewit

Blewit is pretty and the spiral design makes things easier to hold onto. The packaging is also gorgeous, but the hole itself is generic (if that sort of thing is important). The experience is nice, but, in the end, it’s just a masturbator comparable to Fleshlight sensations – not the ultimate “stamina trainer” and “performance enhancer” it claims to be. Guess what folks? That’s just a selling gimmick. Any masturbator can do that (at least if you have enough motivation and self-control to do it).

There are two pressure rings (to change how tight it feels). This might be a problem if you wanted to change the tightness half way through play, since you would have to take the thing apart and reassemble it. The flip cap at the end also controls suction, but only in an on/off capacity. It’s an okay toy for an okay price that will get you off in an okay way.

The sleeve is also permanently attached to the toy. There’s a removable cap at the end so water can go through, but I would find that particularly annoying to clean. However, some might like this feature (not having to worry about taking it apart).

Cobra Libre II

I made the mistake of not reading review before I bought it, so I was surprised to find it wasn’t a thrusting toy – just a head massager. I didn’t like the sensation at first but then it grew on me (just had to play with the patterns).

USB charging is a pro and a con (if it’s not charged, and you’re horny, you’re screwed. Pro – you can put it right in water. Con – you need top put it in water because orgasms are messy since there’s no place for your cum to go.

The instructions are also a bunch of pictures … which was weird. Why not put some text? I found it stupid, not clever. Buttons are hard to press with lube on your hands and I kept turning it off by accident. I can’t use it if I just want to jerk off, but if I have time to relax and enjoy it, it’s fine.

Choosing a Pocket Pussy

What to look for and how to improve the experience

Material

Having a toy that “feels real” is usually the number one thing that guys look for, but it’s this desire that can cause a lot of problems. The softest thing you can get is called “jelly” … but it’s really, really toxic – full of chemicals that can leach, melt, and probably infect your penis and change it into some mutant monster or something. Seriously, stay away from the crap.

Any high quality one will be made from TPE (thermo plastic elastomer) or TPR (thermoplastic rubber). Some brands use silicone (Bad Dragon uses 100% platinum-cure). And don’t let any company trick you into believing that they have a super-secret formula they have under lock and key, guarded by sharks, lasers, and Herbert the ever vigilant night guard.

Silicone is non-porous (which is good). TPE and TPR are porous, which can be bad if not taken care of properly.

Texture

There are thousands … literally thousands … of texture variations to choose from. Who knows what will rock your boat. My advice? Just know if you like really textured vs. more on the smooth side.

Cleaning and Care

Silicone is easy enough to care for – don’t use silicone lube and wash with warm water and soap before and after each use. Then air dry. Done.

TPE and TPR are a little more work. Because they are porous, it’s easier for mold, mildew, fungus, bacterial, and STIs to get caught in the micro nooks and crannies. They need to be cleaned with warm soap and water before and after each use, rinsed well, occasionally sterilized (as best as possible) and DRIED THOROUGHLY.

Pro Tip – Use silica gel packets to help keep the moisture away.

You also need to dust it off with corn starch afterwards when it’s dry. Also, only use water based lube. Anything else like silicone, baby oil, or Vaseline will cause the material to degrade and rips or tears to form.

Another tip: USE LOTS OF LUBE. Don’t skimp on it.

Fun with Warming

Temperature play is awesome. Warming your pocket pussy before play is even more awesome. It’s even better if you can warm the lube up with the toy.

Large Penis Problems

Society may paint large dicks at the “epitome of manliness” but ask most above average men, and they will tell you it comes *giggle* with an entire set of problems. One being the hole size of most toys. The Big Man’s Masturbator will accommodate up to a 2″ girth. The Autoblow 2 also looks promising.

Saving Money

Do keep in mind that “you get what you pay for”, but don’t let the cheap ones totally turn you off. There are plenty out there that aren’t 100 bucks. There are also plenty of promo codes and sales floating around forums and sites. You can grab one at a great discount. Just make sure the material is kosher. And, if in doubt, don’t buy it.

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